Amber Rudd has just resigned. I would like to say the following.
I am delighted Amber Rudd has resigned as a member of the cabinet. This is a good thing for the cabinet, the conservative party and the entire country of the United Kingdom. My only wish is that she now goes and quits her constituency of Hastings and Rye and I do believe that this would be best for her constituents. I also believe she should just disappear to obscurity and take up knitting or something similar.
I am looking forward to partaking in a champagne lunch to celebrate her resignation tomorrow.
That is all.