Better Late Than Never

Please allow me to take this opportunity to apologise to the people of Morley and Outwood near Leeds. It has taken me so long to thank you for depriving Ed Balls of a return to London as your MP. For what you have done I am eternally grateful. I would also like to thank you for the opportunity to indulge in a champagne breakfast to celebrate the fact that Ed lost his seat! A good champagne breakfast is not something I get to enjoy very often! Once again thank you!