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£10 Million To Sleep With Me and Boris Johnson If You Are Up For It

Yes, it doesn’t matter if you are male, female, or transgender, gay, straight, bisexual or other. I will give you £10 million to sleep with and have sex with me and Boris Johnson at 9 am 01/04/2021. Larry The Cat has asked to watch.

The money will be paid  tax-free in used fivers washed in a non-biological solution in a Hotpoint washing machine by accomplished launderers!

You will also have to do a kiss and tell on Jeremy Kyle’s regular telly show 11 am on 01 April 2021.

The location is a well-known address in London SW1

First enquiry gets the gig and the cash!

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