The Trade House

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Court Guinness

Former car and boat salesman, former IT consultant, businessman, dealmaker, investor, director, consultant, real ale drinker, Arsenal and London Irish supporter.

The Trade House

The commercial umbrella for all of Court Guinness business interests

Trade House Magazine

A business deals listings magazine. Over £1 Billion of deals and 30,000 readers every issue

The Trade Lounge

A social side to deal making. Free to access, registration is required

The Trade Club

Our partner program and business club

The Trade Desk

Our online and telephone based deal making service

The Trade Counter

Use our channels and suppliers to buy stock for your business

Virtual Offices

Our Virtual office service. Virtual offices based on Nextcloud

The Trade Library

Our intellectual property and tools library

The Trade Suite

The shareholdings, company directorships and advisory activities of Court Guinness. Also includes his investment fund called FundOne.


The brand for the business activities of Court Guinness in Ireland and France


The back-office and integrated technology stack

A few things you do not know about Court.

He has worked all over the world. He is an expert in blagging upgrades with Hotels, Airlines and Car Hire companies. He has Estonian residency.

He is a former International IT Consultant and Management Consultant. He has been a director of 8 companies. He is a bit of an expert on muti-deck refrigerated display units!

One of his claims to fame is nearly being run over by Her Majesty The Queen!

Rumour, Legend and Folklore has it that Court owns Gatwick Airport – Actually this bit is utter tosh! Another claim to fame is managing to travel on more flights in one year than pilots are legally alowed to fly.

The IRA have attempted to blow Court up four times. They failed massively everytime! Court didn’t need medical assistance! In fact all Court needed was some replacement underwear from Marks and Spencer.

Another Court claim to fame is being able to have a cigarette at the bottom of the runway at Heathrow Airport. You might ask how he managed this? Its simple he was working on the build of Terminal 5. Court has lived in 5 countries and speaks 3 launguages.

Court is deaf and disabled. Court is a big fan of 80’s classic motor cars and classic Jaguar motor cars. Lastly Court is a pastor with The Universal Life Church Monastery and is licensed to officiate at weddings! This was set up by one of Court’s mates as a bit of a giggle at his expense!



  • Director
  • Shareholder
  • Consultant
  • Publisher
  • Property
  • Arsenal
  • Boats
  • Jaguar Land Rover
  • Deaf
  • Disabled
  • Real Ale

The Trade House

  • Magazine
  • Advertising
  • Trade Lounge
  • Trade Counter
  • Trade Advisory
  • Trade Jobs
  • Trade Desk
  • Trade Library
  • Trade Room
They Who Make It All Happen
Court Guinness

Court Guinness

Founder and Leader

Our boss, passionate about deal making and an Arsenal Supporter



The Cat

I am a two year old cat. I chase USB Leads.

Admin Team

Admin Team


We look after all back office processes



The Knife

I am a knife. I live on a desk and help fix things. I have a phobia of Malaga Airport!

Read The Latest Issue of The Trade House Magazine

A Few Words From Some of Our Clients
JWH - Northern England

JWH - Northern England

Business Consultancy

Court Guinness restructured our lovely Country Estate and introduced new revenue streams, we would be happy to work with Court again.

Dennis Tollatt

Dennis Tollatt

The Trade House Magazine and Marketing

I am pleased with my advertising in The trade house Magazine and with the marketing help from Court Guinness for buying new property

N, Lane

N, Lane

Hotel Sale

Court arranged for the sale of our Hotel. The marketing was excellent and he achieved an excellent price.

Blog and News

See what we are saying and what we are upto

Court Guinness At Pub21

I am delighted to announce that I will be attending Pub21 at Olympia, London on 20 April 2021. It is good to be booking events again! I have meeting slots available throughout the day of Read more…

Lets Talk About INTU

INTU the major shopping centre owner and operator has gone into administration. Let’s talk about it. INTU own and operate some of the biggest shopping centres in the UK and went into administration today. COVID-19 Read more…

Get in Touch

Find us at the office

Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire

CV32 4UD, United Kingdom


Dublin, Republic Of Ireland


Manchester, Rouen

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Court Guinness (Also Text, WhatsApp)

+44 (0) 7904 452543

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