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A few things you do not know about Court.

He has worked all over the world. He is an expert in blagging upgrades with Hotels, Airlines and Car Hire companies. He has Estonian residency.

He is a former International IT Consultant and Management Consultant. He has been a director of 8 companies. He is a bit of an expert on muti-deck refrigerated display units!

One of his claims to fame is nearly being run over by Her Majesty The Queen!

Rumour, Legend and Folklore has it that Court owns Gatwick Airport – Actually this bit is utter tosh! Another claim to fame is managing to travel on more flights in one year than pilots are legally alowed to fly.

The IRA have attempted to blow Court up four times. They failed massively everytime! Court didn’t need medical assistance! In fact all Court needed was some replacement underwear from Marks and Spencer.

Another Court claim to fame is being able to have a cigarette at the bottom of the runway at Heathrow Airport. You might ask how he managed this? Its simple he was working on the build of Terminal 5. Court has lived in 5 countries and speaks 3 launguages.

Court is deaf and disabled. Court is a big fan of 80’s classic motor cars and classic Jaguar motor cars. Lastly Court is a pastor with The Universal Life Church Monastery and is licensed to officiate at weddings! This was set up by one of Court’s mates as a bit of a giggle at his expense!


  1. Director
  2. Shareholder
  3. Consultant
  4. Technologist
  5. Project Manager
  6. Strategist
  7. Over 30,000 contacts
  8. Arsenal Supporter
  9. Dad
  10. Deaf
  11. Disabled
  12. Jaguar
  13. Boats

The Final Issue Of The Trade House Magazine


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