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It is Court Guinness policy to pursue anyone infecting Court Guinness with Covid-19 or incurring Court Guinness isolation via precautionary measures for all and all…
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Update 06/03/2021

So what’s been happening since the last update? Well, I have been sleeping a lot more and that’s down to this. I have had to…
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The Club Update: March 2021

The Club is my private social network, which is designed for regular visitors, friends, former colleagues and business associates to keep in touch and network.…
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Site Growth

I am asked quite a bit about how I grew readership of this site from its start to what it is now. At first this…
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Website Outage

This website was unavailable from 22:00 26/02/2020 until 17:00 27/02/2020. This was due to a PHP issue. I apologise for any inconvenience caused. CG
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Tech Update 1 Feb 2021

So whats new in tech around here? Well, Home Assistant has arrived on one of the webservers and is fairing well in its work as…
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Tech Update 1 Feb 2021

So whats new in tech around here? Well, Home Assistant has arrived on one of the webservers and is fairing well in its work as…
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Update February 14 2021

This weekend 3 years ago was when it all went wrong. This: Turned into this in a matter of hours: 3 hospitals, 1 pacemaker and…
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Microblog :: My stalkers are back

Two of my stalkers have returned today, bringing 10 visits with them. See here for about my internet stalkers
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Court Guinness has retired

Welcome to the website of Court Guinness

A few things you do not know about Court.

Personal Profile

He has worked all over the world. He is an expert in blagging upgrades with Hotels, Airlines and Car Hire companies. He has Estonian residency.

He is a former International IT Consultant and Management Consultant. He has been a director of 8 companies. He is a bit of an expert on muti-deck refrigerated display units!

One of his claims to fame is nearly being run over by Her Majesty The Queen!

Rumour, Legend and Folklore has it that Court owns Gatwick Airport – Actually this bit is utter tosh! Another claim to fame is managing to travel on more flights in one year than pilots are legally alowed to fly.

The IRA have attempted to blow Court up four times. They failed massively everytime! Court didn’t need medical assistance! In fact all Court needed was some replacement underwear from Marks and Spencer.

Another Court claim to fame is being able to have a cigarette at the bottom of the runway at Heathrow Airport. You might ask how he managed this? Its simple he was working on the build of Terminal 5. Court has lived in 5 countries and speaks 3 launguages.

Court is deaf and disabled. Court is a big fan of 80’s classic motor cars and classic Jaguar motor cars. Lastly Court is a pastor with The Universal Life Church Monastery and is licensed to officiate at weddings! This was set up by one of Court’s mates as a bit of a giggle at his expense!


  1. Director
  2. Shareholder
  3. Consultant
  4. Technologist
  5. Project Manager
  6. Strategist
  7. Over 30,000 contacts
  8. Arsenal Supporter
  9. Dad
  10. Deaf
  11. Disabled
  12. Jaguar
  13. Boats
Professional Profile

Court Guinness Has Retired

In his Forties Court is an experienced and professional technologist, manager and senior consultant of over 20 years standing. Court started his career selling boats on the River Thames in England and then made the move into IT, with business development following some years later. His technical career spans website development, customer support, mobile devices, software development and latterly Systems Management Tools. Court is a strong believer in exceptional customer service and leveraging technology to create best of breed fit for purpose solutions.

Court’s business sector experience spans, education, oil and gas, retail, healthcare, human resources, telecommunications, the public sector, travel and finance. Comfortable at both a technical level and a level headed, informed and influential at boardroom level, Court has developed business in many countries and his skills as a consultative business developer are well known, as are his skills for working in niche markets and with niche products and developing alliances with external organisations, in the commercial, fiscal and not for profit sectors. Having worked extensively in Europe, Court speaks French and German to a reasonable standard and enjoys developing his linguistic skills.

Court has served on a number of trade committees and is known in these circles for the input he brings. When not at work Court enjoys boating, golf, football and spending time with his family. He is divorced and is currently based in Warwickshire, splitting his time between there and his business interests in London and Dublin.

Court Guinness Has Retired


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