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Trade Counter Update

It is with regret that I announce that The Trade Counter will close with effect from 31/12/2020. All customers of The Trade Counter will be…
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Market Comment December 2020

Court Guinness takes his regular  opinionated, “clarksonistic” and sometimes irreverent view of what he sees in the market place. In this issue he looks back…
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Latest Podcast 24/11/2020

I have recorded a podcast to mark the publication of The Winter 2020/2021 Special edition of The Trade House Magazine. You can listen to it…
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WordPress Turns 16

I was delighted to read on the excellent WP Tavern site that WordPress the software that runs this website has reached the age of 16.…
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Branding Over The Years

Going through some clear up for The Trade House on the occasion of my retirement, I was asked how many brands I have been involved…
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Myths about my retirement

So after announcing a full retirement (here) earlier this week we reach a point where certain myths need to busted. “I bet you are going…
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Stalker Update April 2019

Many long time readers will be aware that unfortunately I have been afflicted by internet stalkers. This Easter it would appear that they have returned…
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Let Us Talk Failing Grayling

Many readers will know the incredulously low regard in which I hold the Miliband Brothers, Nick Clegg and Ed Balls. Indeed I held champagne lunches…
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A sad day for flying

So news has just reached me that Flybmi (BMI/British Midland) have just gone into administration. A sad day for aviation. This was a solid airline…
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Court Guinness has retired

Welcome to the website of Court Guinness

A few things you do not know about Court.

Personal Profile

He has worked all over the world. He is an expert in blagging upgrades with Hotels, Airlines and Car Hire companies. He has Estonian residency.

He is a former International IT Consultant and Management Consultant. He has been a director of 8 companies. He is a bit of an expert on muti-deck refrigerated display units!

One of his claims to fame is nearly being run over by Her Majesty The Queen!

Rumour, Legend and Folklore has it that Court owns Gatwick Airport – Actually this bit is utter tosh! Another claim to fame is managing to travel on more flights in one year than pilots are legally alowed to fly.

The IRA have attempted to blow Court up four times. They failed massively everytime! Court didn’t need medical assistance! In fact all Court needed was some replacement underwear from Marks and Spencer.

Another Court claim to fame is being able to have a cigarette at the bottom of the runway at Heathrow Airport. You might ask how he managed this? Its simple he was working on the build of Terminal 5. Court has lived in 5 countries and speaks 3 launguages.

Court is deaf and disabled. Court is a big fan of 80’s classic motor cars and classic Jaguar motor cars. Lastly Court is a pastor with The Universal Life Church Monastery and is licensed to officiate at weddings! This was set up by one of Court’s mates as a bit of a giggle at his expense!


  1. Director
  2. Shareholder
  3. Consultant
  4. Technologist
  5. Project Manager
  6. Strategist
  7. Over 30,000 contacts
  8. Arsenal Supporter
  9. Dad
  10. Deaf
  11. Disabled
  12. Jaguar
  13. Boats
Professional Profile

Court Guinness Has Retired

In his Forties Court is an experienced and professional technologist, manager and senior consultant of over 20 years standing. Court started his career selling boats on the River Thames in England and then made the move into IT, with business development following some years later. His technical career spans website development, customer support, mobile devices, software development and latterly Systems Management Tools. Court is a strong believer in exceptional customer service and leveraging technology to create best of breed fit for purpose solutions.

Court’s business sector experience spans, education, oil and gas, retail, healthcare, human resources, telecommunications, the public sector, travel and finance. Comfortable at both a technical level and a level headed, informed and influential at boardroom level, Court has developed business in many countries and his skills as a consultative business developer are well known, as are his skills for working in niche markets and with niche products and developing alliances with external organisations, in the commercial, fiscal and not for profit sectors. Having worked extensively in Europe, Court speaks French and German to a reasonable standard and enjoys developing his linguistic skills.

Court has served on a number of trade committees and is known in these circles for the input he brings. When not at work Court enjoys boating, golf, football and spending time with his family. He is divorced and is currently based in Warwickshire, splitting his time between there and his business interests in London and Dublin.

Court Guinness Has Retired


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